What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:33

-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
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Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.